Goode o'l boy

Thank goodness for Rep. Virgil Goode (R-Va.) has taken a firm stand against the decline of America, personified by an honest to goodness Muslim being elected to Congress.

God help us.

Goode wrote a letter to his constituents, warning that the nation needs immigration reform quickly or there will be more Congressmen taking the oath of office on the Koran and more Muslims in the country.

Not only did he say this, he defended the comments and stood by them when asked about them.

This is such low hanging fruit for someone like me that I am almost giddy to take a swipe at him. So, here goes:

I wonder if Rep. Goode will be nominating Millard Fillmore for president this year, as he is clearly joining the “know nothing party.”

I wonder if Trent Lott is pissed the guy isn’t from Mississippi?

Hmmm, reform immigration before we have more Muslims? I say legalize euthanasia before we have more stupid old crackers like him.

Hey, if his career in Congress ends, he can always go to Denmark and be a cartoonist.

Hey, if that falls through he can join the Pope’s writing staff.

If he needs a new writer himself, I bet Judith Regan is free these days.

Anyway, that’s about as much Christmas spirit as I can muster. Happy Holidays (unless one of those holidays is heathen, in which case, enjoy your damnation).