I resisted, now feel my wrath

The Swamp is my secluded basement bar, where I do my best work, thinking and drinking. Now, this may come as a shock to most of you, but I have a few opinions to share. I wanted to stay in my 19th century mindset of pocket watches and record players, and skip the blog phenomina, but it drew me in like a hinted weapon of mass destruction. So, on my first day of blogging, I make this pledge to you:
1. I will not use this blog to name-call, no matter how big a jack-ass the president is.
2. Healthy debate is good, but I may have to cut your mic off.
3. No more wimpy chips.
4. Ideas are important, I take them seriously.

Well, that being said, I hope you enjoy this. Hell, I hope I enjoy this.